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"Dating is Cheating" Organic Cap

"Dating is Cheating" Organic Cap

$21
$21
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Naturally, biology sets a hard limit on pair-bonding: if you date too many people you will not be able to fully bond with your husband or wife. If biology did not limit it, then the bonds wouldn't be very long, would they? Swans don't date.

No one should be “good” at dating. Good at dating = bad at forming a lasting relationship. This is not a skill that should exist.

Thanks to modern dating, we endure simulated partner death through breakups over and over and over again. There is no burial for a simulated death - the bodies linger in our memories, gathering and weighing on us. Modernity is both godless and full of ghosts at the same time.

One of the worst ways to self-harm is to participate in the "dating market".


• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• 3/1 twill
• Unstructured
• 6 panel
• Matching sewn eyelets
• Self-fabric adjustable closure with a brass slider and hidden tuck-in
• The organic cotton content of this product is certified under OCS (Organic Content Standard)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

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